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May 10: Smoking Monkey Day (Kenya), Happy Super Good Fun Smiley Day (Japan), Step-Mothers-in-Law Day (USA)

  • 1497 - Amerigo Vespucci invents the scooter.
  • 1512 - The Male German Eruct Choir is founded by Johann Sebastian Mastropiero.
  • 1865 - American Civil War: latest score 23-47, Confederates on 4th and 10, no time outs remaining.
  • 1940 - Adolf Hitler sends the German Army to vacation in France and Belgium.
  • 1972 - The Day the Earth stood still. Klaatu barada... nikwich? Uh-oh.
  • 1979 - The tiny Federated States of Micronesia is accidently squashed by a hippo.
  • 1985 - Live Aid Concerts are announced; starving Africans rejoice knowing that in twenty years time poverty will be eradicated.
  • 1994 - Eclipse of the Sun is caused by Pamela Anderson over most of Norway.
  • 1998 - The German band Scooter returns the favor by dedicating How Much Is the Fish? to Amerigo Vespucci.
  • 2004 - Cheap Christmas trees on sale are spotted in IKEA. They are seen arguing over whether storage units are worth it and will fit in the car.
  • 2005 - Live 8 Concerts announced; Bush and Blair promise this time things will be different.
  • 2006 - National Step-Mothers-in-Law Day in the USA is organised by TAMIR, The Association for Most Ignored Relatives. They later set up National Younger Half-Brother Day, and National Grandfather's-21-Year-Old-Girlfriend Day.
  • 2006 - Africa is officially on a diet – it's not hunger. See, pop stars have saved the world!!
  • 2008 - James Madison rises from the dead to reclaim his throne as the greatest person ever.
  • 2037 - Young MC turns 70. Irony threatens Earth's existence.

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Today's featured article – Rastadon

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The Rastadon (Mamut rastadonis) is a mammalian species often confused with the more common Mastodon. The Rastadon was more intelligent, had a more complex social structure, and showed many other attributes usually associated with humanity, such as their own religion and communual smoking. The species now has only one living member and will go extinct when he rolls up his last reefer.

The Rastadon was discovered on February 3, 2007, by one Dr. Professor Ima Walrus, who got his Ph.D. in Zoology at Gotham University, as well as Tom Freebird, who had a B.A. in Sociology, and a minor in Taylor Swift, from Michigan Tech. Their historic discovery was found fifty miles north of Rastos, Nebraska. To date, only one skeleton of a Rastadon has ever been found, where it is currently still in active use. After many tests, Dr. Professor Walrus and Mr. Freebird found that the Rastadon's turn-offs included tobacco cigarettes, uniforms, sirens, and corporate life. Whereas its turn-ons included: pistachio ice cream, herbal medicine, large hollow plastic figurines with pipes sticking out of them, and snack foods. (more...)

Previously featured article – The Addams Family

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The Addams Family is an American family best-known for producing an excessive number of U.S. Presidents. The Roosevelts are in a tie, but not in such short order; so too would be the Clintons, except for certain "deplorable" voters. The Kennedys showed comparable potential, except that various assassins showed more. (more...)

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