Portal:Religion

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Welcome to Uncyclopedia's Religion portal. By far the holiest portal you will ever find.

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Religion is the act of worshipping a creed or deity in which one has mistakenly attributed supernatural powers. 'True Believers' are also known as schizophrenic or having a neurological disorder in scientific, medical, or sane circles. It was invented by tribal leaders at least 2 million years ago in order to control and financially exploit the citizenry and in the Western proper World was still going strong until the separation of Church and State. In the 3rd or improper World it's business as usual. Typically god is portrayed as a giant bearded dragon in the sky that flies around granting wishes, and invoking his wrath. But there are other variations.

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Pious Christians Against Shellfish

“Whatever in the water does not have fins or scales; that shall be an abomination to you.”

~ Leviticus 11:12

Pious Christians Against Shellfish (often abbreviated PCASF) was a radical American religious group active from 1981 until 2003. The group’s primary cause was—in the words of founder Rev. Michael Fordworth—the “holy crusade against shellfish, people who eat shellfish, and shellfish eaters,” all of whom, according to the group, were “destroying America and eroding family values” by either consuming or pushing for the consumption of shellfish like Lobster, Crab, and Shrimp—something that is expressly forbidden in the Bible.

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Religion in the News

• UnNews:Pope concerned about spherical earth

• UnNews:Pat Boone warns: "Christians, here come the lions!"

• UnNews:Ahmadinejad: Holocaust Was Really Big Gay Jew Sex Party

• UnNews:Chuck Norris on secularism: the single greatest threat that America has ever faced

• UnNews:Haggard still "fabulous!"

• UnNews:Obama bows to Saudi king, triggers fall of Western Civilisation

• UnNews:In space, no one can hear the call to prayerl

• UnNews:McDonald's Should Be Boycotted

• UnNews:Roman Catholic Church changes name to "We Hate Abortion"

• UnNews:American toy company seeks Muslim market share

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“Unputdownable!”

~ Bruce Campbell on Necronomicon Ex Mortis.

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Did you know...

• ...that Buddhists have higher cancer rates than Eskimos?
• ...God is pissed off?
• ...that Religion is the longest running joke ever?
• ...that Jews souls are made out of bucky balls?
• ...Glenn Beck cries on television because he's a Mormon?
• ...Zoroaster drives Uhurus Mazda?
• ...Bahais have the best bud?
• ...good Muslims only get 61 virgins after taxes?
• ...Mayan prophesies predicted Quantum Computing?
• ...the Shinto religion encourages rabid badger juggling?
• ...that Jesus Christ really hated sand?
• ...that Buddah became overweight after his dad called him a Commercialist?

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Religious Articles That Need Help

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