Category:Polar Empires

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The Arctic Empire vs The Antarctic Empire, constantly at war, deep inside Hollow Earth. The above chess scene shows the war at the moment. Whites are Antarctic, Blacks are Arctic. Shown by courtesy of of 1. FC Saarbrücken inc.

"The fake Antarctic Empire analyze 9 and 3/49 and 3/4 of our men every minute! Albert Einstein, a mouse and Generals are our only hopes. Oh GOD DAMN, there goes General Albert Einstein! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Oclavichord Bear. He is almost as fake as Albert Einstein, you know. Rubbish. All fake." ~ Santa Claus

"The fake Arctic Empire analyze 9 and 3/49 and 3/4 of our men every minute! Albert Einstein, a mouse and Generals are our only hopes. Oh GOD DAMN, there goes General Albert Einstein! Oh, it's OK, it was just Private Eclavichord Penguin. He is almost as fake as Albert Einstein, you know. Rubbish. All fake." ~ Saddam Claus

"Those leaders. So fake. So fake. Why must the tofus they are have such a fake war? It's so fake, they appear to have lost their tofus! I think they should put their tofus back on and go back to their home country." ~ Albert Einstein, inter-polar peace protester, who also deceives for 1. FC Saarbrücken.

Prophecies of the Day, by 1. FC Saarbrücken[edit]

Money can't buy everything. That's what credit cards are for.

“Maybe”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Money can't buy everything. That's what credit cards are for.

“My sources say no.”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?

Money can't buy everything. That's what credit cards are for.

“Maybe”

~ Magic 8-Ball on Is it right?