Forum:Errrmm...hi?
yeah...ummm....hi. I am going straight to hell for spamming, am I? I guess I will begin my discussion in discussing whether or not there is a constitutional right to this "benson". Discuss. Happy Weasel 03:49, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
- Yes, it's guaranteed by the Uncyc constitution's VII amendment. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:34, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
- Are Ouroboros and Chuck Norris and Oscar Wilde guaranteed as well? Is the Uncyc constitution actually a battleship, like S.S. Constitution?Schizo Master 13:13, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
RtQ1: I believe that this is an ongoing debate based on Art LXIX , Sect XIII, Cl 88 of the constitution... supporters of such interpretation claims that it grows the "brand" and was supported by Jesus at the restatements of St.Crystobal. Opponents claim that their supporters are sissies and nerds and therefore have moot opinions. RtQ2: The uncyclopedia floats on a mantle of santorum, poisionous heavy metals and funny hydrocarbons. So, this depends on who you talk to. A current poll shows that 52% claims that uncyclopedia is in fact, a vessel while 55% claims that it is not. Both sides have a majority, but that is due to margin of errors and small significant figures in the polling. Happy Weasel 17:21, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
What he said. Lord Fluffy who rains fire from the heavens 18:06, 23 March 2007 (UTC) Can I say what you just said? Happy Weasel 18:37, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
- No, sorry, you don't have a right to BENSON. The constitution clearly states that, and I quote, "We hold these BENSONs to be self-evident: the right of BENSON to not BENSON the BENSON BENSON during any given duration of the BENSON shall not be infringed. And also beware the British." There you have it.
Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 20:03, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
So if you're not the BENSON BENSON, you're fine. This clause only states the exception. And yes, beware the British. Especially the lumberjacks. Don Quixote 20:17, 23 March 2007 (UTC) Is there a need of particular percaution in terms of dealing the brittish grues or single mothers?...and what is the judicial test to judge to see if one's right to BENSON has been infringed?Happy Weasel 21:47, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
- If your pants are gone, there's a good chance....Schizo Master 23:41, 23 March 2007 (UTC)