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• Unicef's Spread the Net program buys bug nets. A $10 bug barrier is a cheap way to defend people from the nefarious forces of malaria. Each net helps save kids from malaria. Malaria is bad. Bad things make me sad. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:16, 18 April 2008 (UTC)

...I'm at a loss for a witty reply. Someone save me. Also, look at the page.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 21:33, 18 April 2008 (UTC)

Back in my day we would have the children fight the malaria infected mosquitoes in hand-to-hand combat, then televise it. You could say it was more even that way, but using weapons like nets and nailbats sure makes things more interesting. I approve. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 22:31, 18 Apr 2008

• Animal Rescue is one of my favorites. Their sponsers help feed abandoned pets, all you have to do is click the link. -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:49, 18 Apr
• User:Zombiebaron is a pretty rad charity. Someone should, like, nominate it for something. I've got other charities too, if you want to "donate". -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:00, 18 April 2008 (UTC)

Not Uncle Zomble's Sperm Bank again, is it? I've told you no more deposits. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

Mabye you could link to some charity sites on the front page and give them some publicity-just a philanthropic thought (highly unusual - I must be a little loved up today).--Sycamore (Talk) 11:27, 19 April 2008 (UTC)

Man, I am sooo baked right now. I sure could go for a bag of bamboo shoots.

I say we do that for 4/20 and guilt-trip all the potheads. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 14:22, Apr 19

You can't guilt-trip potheads, they aready made their stand aginst humanity and any form of conformity/Philanthropy--Sycamore (Talk) 15:28, 19 April 2008 (UTC)

No, they're just too damn high to give a shit.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 15:56, 19 April 2008 (UTC)

Hahahahahahahahahahhahahaha...haha...hahahaha...ha... dude, your head totally looks like a potato right now. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 16:01, Apr 19

We already did Zombiebaron Day. For some reason, people got all angry and confused. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:53, 20 April 2008 (UTC)

Not me. I just became exceedingly aroused. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:56, Apr 20

• Help The Improver get a Free iMac is a great charity. It helps me get a free iMac in return for the following things.

a.) money
b.) reffering freinds to do the same. --User:The Improver/sig16:53, Apr 19 2008 (UTC)

If you find Uncyclopedia or its sista projects amusing, please consider making a donation to help the victims of the War on Terra:

• International Federation of Red Cross and Red Crescent Societies — various causes, including Asian floods, relief in the Middle East, Haiti, and aid for Hurricane Katrina to build a New New Orleans
• Disasters Emergency Committee — earthquake relief, Niger aid; ideal for mediocre British taxpayers as Gordon Brown gives a bit as well
• UNICEF — African AIDS relief, child health services, etc.
• Save Darfur — donate to help provide aid to the ongoing genocide in Darfur
• Donate to Japan. Seriously.

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• Join Uncyclopedia's Folding@home Team — Help the world while doing very little work
• Free Rice of the UN World Food Program: play some games, feed hungry people

Dat Ho best have mah monee.--SilveryMinnow 05:09, 22 April 2008 (UTC)

• [1] fede hungery ppl and lern to spel gud --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 06:33, 22 April 2008 (UTC)