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Today's featured article List of abbreviations: N This edit created a new page (also see list of new pages) m This is a minor edit b This edit was performed by a bot (±123) The page size changed by this number of bytes 19 May 2024      19:18  Kristi Noem‎‎ 11 changes history +892‎ [Spike‎ (5×); Romartus‎ (6×)]  m    19:18 (cur | prev) -11‎ Spike talk contribs →‎In popular culture: Tweaks to clarify  m    16:11 (cur | prev) -63‎ Spike talk contribs →‎In popular culture: Fix my repetition       16:06 (cur | prev) +338‎ Spike talk contribs →‎In popular culture: Work back in cricket the British sport; mention Biden's dog       15:51 (cur | prev) +511‎ Spike talk contribs →‎In popular culture: Advertising for Texas Smiles       15:38 (cur | prev) -42‎ Spike talk contribs Partly revert Romartus: Text escaped into section head; revert digression from Cricket to the sport       13:52 (cur | prev) +20‎ Romartus talk contribs →‎Political career Tag: 2017 source edit       13:51 (cur | prev) +4‎ Romartus talk contribs →‎2024 Presidential campaign Tag: 2017 source edit       13:51 (cur | prev) +71‎ Romartus talk contribs →‎2024 Presidential campaign Tag: 2017 source edit       13:48 (cur | prev) -5‎ Romartus talk contribs →‎Political career Tag: 2017 source edit       13:48 (cur | prev) +5‎ Romartus talk contribs →‎Political career Tag: 2017 source edit       13:47 (cur | prev) +64‎ Romartus talk contribs →‎Political career Tag: 2017 source edit      19:08  User talk:Romartus‎ diffhist +201‎ Spike talk contribs →‎Kristi Noem: new section      18:57  Talk:Uncyclopedia‎‎ 2 changes history +856‎ [Spike‎; 2604:3D08:3682:4500:4C14:C8D3:780C:180B‎]       18:57 (cur | prev) +366‎ Spike talk contribs →‎Edit request: Reformat and reply       18:45 (cur | prev) +490‎ 2604:3D08:3682:4500:4C14:C8D3:780C:180B talk →‎Edit request: new section      18:23  Encyclopedia Dramatica sucks‎ diffhist 0‎ 2604:3D08:3682:4500:4C14:C8D3:780C:180B talk Making various improvements      16:17  Article‎‎ 3 changes history 0‎ [User426‎; Spike‎ (2×)]  m    16:17 (cur | prev) -32‎ Spike talk contribs Revert self; only wanted to undo the one previous edit  m    15:26 (cur | prev) +25‎ Spike talk contribs No, simpler was better. 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