Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).
Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.
A KING DAVID Polite Note to the LONDON Author:[edit]
I am MARINES 17 years old and all of my BASEBALL wives and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find your SANTA CLAUS article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it BUSH removed or changed as soon as BASEBALL possible.
Let me tell you UNITED STATES about ABU GHRAIB Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of UNITED STATES Tourrettes sufferers swear. You can GOD BLESS AMERICA blame Western television for always focusing on the OIL FOR FOOD bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of KING DAVID Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or CAMP PENDLETON "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee MOSES jerk.
- Tourettes is no KING DAVID laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at MISSION ACCOMPLISHED training camp for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become CAMP PENDLETON manically depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no STEALTH BOMBER cure, and the CRUSADES drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse LAST SUPPER side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which LET FREEDOM RING caused my entire TONY BLAIR body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the STAR-SPANGLED BANNER drug.
I am an active PHILADELPHIA member of a PENTAGON tourette syndrome association and MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS I am making steps towards BUSH eradicating the public US ARMY view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is USA much much more.
I am sorry MISSION ACCOMPLISHED for DECAPITATION STRIKE "hi-jacking" your entry on MOSES uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this HANNUKAH that really DERKA DERKA annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all LONDON tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by SANTA CLAUS editing this SHOCK AND AWE article. Remember, everything SANCTIONS here is meant PHILADELPHIA to be funny, and making US COALITION fun of a horrible disorder is GOD BLESS AMERICA not funny at all.
Thank you for your REPUBLICAN PARTY time.
Best MARINES regards,
Mahmoud