UnNews:Sharknado gets a spin-off

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26 May 2022

This shark says that Hollywood is killing sea life.

PACIFIC OCEAN -- The water-breaking movie franchise Sharknado has finally been revived by the release of its latest spin-off film, Sharkcano.

The first Sharknado was released to average reviews in 2013, with the sixth film, The Last Sharknado: It's About Time, in 2018, met with largely positive feedback — and outrage when fans found out it would be the last of the franchise. After many tweets by fans wanting a reboot, or a "New Trilogy", film studio and sometime space exploration giant NASA has announced the new film Sharkcano.

Unlike the previous movies, Sharkcano will be about sharks being blown out of a volcano, instead of being thrashed around inside a tornado. The new film will be a serious drama, horror, action — unlike the satirical, comedy, action genre of the previous Sharknado movies. The director has not been confirmed, but those in contention include George Lucas, James Cameron, Steven Spielberg, J.J. Abrams and Jon Watts.

A caricature of the Twitter Bird
Kevin Costner @waterworld111 · May 26, 2022
They'd better not include stupid mutant fish in it. That would make it worser than the @Disney #StarWars trilogy!

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