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Vote to ban users
  • Sign below a user you find abhorrent. Please add new nominations on the top.
    • Initial nominations do not count as a vote For. Please use "Nomination and For" or some iteration thereof if you wish to vote for your nomination.
    • IP votes carry half the weight of registered votes.
    • Unsigned votes and votes without timestamps will be struck out, so make sure you sign your votes with ~~~~ or press the "your signature with timestamp" button (Button sig.png) above the edit box.
    • You may nominate and vote for yourself if you so choose, but to do so would be absurdist and attention-seeking.
    • When nominating a user, the template Template:FFS should be added to the userpage of the user you are nominating to be banned {{FFS}}. Anything you add {{FFS}} to also shows up in Category:Ban nomination.
    • Don't nominate users who have been banned indefinitely. It's a waste of time.
  • Failed FFS nominations should only be archived/removed by the sysops who pay attention to this sort of thing.
  • Previous bans can be found on the archive pages.
THIS IS NOT A DISCUSSION PAGE.

If you feel the need to whine or start flamewars please do it HERE. Violators of this policy will be BUMMED.

Survivors will be GIVEN INTRAVENOUS KETAMINE.
Then we bum them again.

Current Nominations (new stuff at top, prefix votes with * )

THE ONLY RULE IS: THERE ARE NO RULES.

Gabriel Turner

Score: 1
  • Nom and Symbol for vote.svg For. Enough difficulty getting autoblocked, someone just joke ban me please. Gabriel Turner (talk) 22:12, September 9, 2013 (UTC)

Meganew

Score: 1

Sannse

Score: 1

HELPME

Score: 1
  • Self nom and for because I've been nominated three times in a row, and I'll be damned if I let some silly "inactiveness" get in the way of my streak. --HM (T) 10:37, August 9, 2012 (UTC)

Methamphetamine!

  • Self-Destructive and Counter-Productive Not enough people have been nominating themselves recently. I'm doing the whole wiki a favor. Also I haven't contributed anything significant in the past 5 years. Drugs Are Bad (2012-08-4 19:49 UTC)

Aimsplode

Sockpuppet of a banned user

Score: 1.5
  • Nomination and Symbol for vote.svg For. obvious vandal account and ban evader Sockpuppet of a banned user (talk) 18:18, March 31, 2012 (UTC)
  • I'm this user and I think my account should get a ban 85.210.191.202 18:22, March 31, 2012 (UTC)
  • Looks like this that user has already been banned Joesph Bloggs (talk) 17:47, April 1, 2012 (UTC)

Aleister in Chains

Score: 1
  • Having me trying to guess what the hell the pic on his userpage is with promise to tell what it is after the guess, then not telling and asking me to guess again. Talk Mattsnow 14:48, March 23, 2012 (UTC)
    No more than 2 minutes though, the little rascal amended himself XD Talk Mattsnow 18:53, March 23, 2012 (UTC)

Wilytank

*Symbol for vote.svg For. That doesn't even make sense you silly cunt. Sockpuppet of a banned user (talk) 18:20, March 31, 2012 (UTC)

Lollipop

  • I haet him!!!!!!111!1!ONEONEONE --Allergic to drama KittyKitty (t) (c) 23:48, October 28, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol against vote.svg Against. Yes, I know the rules of FFS but I need you to learn to spell before you can convince me to vote for someone being banned. Sockpuppet of a banned user (talk) 18:06, March 31, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol against vote.svg Against. I agree with the above post Joesph Bloggs (talk) 17:49, April 1, 2012 (UTC)

MediaWiki default (TalkContribs (del)EditcountBlock (rem-lst-all)LogsGroups)

Score: 14
  • Nom. Duh.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 06:07, 27 October 2011

  • <insert name here> Sucks real bad. He Is A Dick In UN IRC.--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 06:28, October 27, 2011 (UTC)
  • I blend puppies for breakfast. I must be stopped. ~Jewriken.GIF 09:58, October 27, 2011 (UTC)
  • I'm jealous. This motherfucker has his userpage in the Special namespace and is talked about in dozens of articles. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:00, 27 October 2011
  • Symbol for vote.svg Fucking For Fuck this asshole.--Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 18:46, October 27, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg Who the pfargtl is this? 50.47.57.50 19:23, October 27, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg Eat banhammer, <insert name here>. --BLU Scoutgineer 19:55, October 31, 2011 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg <insert name here> gets nominated for this every time, just ban <insert name here> already! Ajraddatz (Talk) 03:48, November 2, 2011 (UTC)
    I tried. It just came back.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 05:22, 2 November 2011

  • Symbol against vote.svg Fucking injoke. Is this really necessary to keep doing this? James1011R 02:10, November 24, 2011 (UTC)
  • Hey! I never did anything to any of you fucking assholes! That does it, I'm FUCKING LEAVING UNCYCLOPEDIA! I come here BY COMPLETE ACCIDENT and I find all of you talking shit behind my back? I FUCKING KNEW ALL THE AWARDS YOU GAVE ME WERE JOKES! HAVING A BIG LAUGH AT MY EXPENSE, HUH? WELL, FUCK ALL OF YOU, AND THE HORSES YOU RODE IN ON! WITH A RAZOR DILDO! YOU CAN ALL DIE IN HELL WITH THE DISMEMBERED ROTTING CORPSES OF YOUR INBRED FAGGOT FAMILIES!  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngTue, Dec 6 '11 23:17 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. I know this bitch, and he keeps editing my userpage, and my talkpage, and my articles, FUCKING FUCK HIM TO FUCK, strap him to a chair, and force him to watch Boku no Pico, IN 3D!!!!, unless he's bi.... or gay...... STILL TORTURE HIM!!! --The Shield of Azunai DSA510My Edits! 04:21, June 14, 2013 (UTC)
    Haha, you really had us going there. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:25, 6 December 2011
  • 180px-Symbol apathy vote.svg.png Neutral. I should not be banned, only MediaWiki default should be banned. Constantly deleting system messages including the "huffed" one. --TC02 (Chat with me) 11:14, August 6, 2012 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg For. Well, I get autoblocked enough as it is so why not joke ban me? Gabriel Turner (talk) 22:09, September 9, 2013 (UTC)
  • Symbol for vote.svg How in the-? Why is <insert name here> not banned yet?! Fucking Christ! What's his ping address? I'm DDOS-ing this kid. --User:SanDemonMax/sig.js 05:01 October 21, 2013 (UTC)

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