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Uncyclopedia-related[edit]

Special Secretary to the Secretary in Charge of Secretarian Affairs/Committee of the Secretariacy
Uncyclopedia:PVP I was thinking along the lines of "we have Uncyclopedia:PFP, why not PVP?
Uncyclopedia Review (see Wikipedia Review)
Uncyclopedia Trading Card Game
UnPersonals (see Uncyclopedia talk:No Adverts)
Uncyclopedian Museum so we can see the stuff
Uncyclopedia fandom because lol

Essays and policies[edit]

Uncyclopedia:Unusual articles, sporked in the style of this page. It would be useful to have this as a list for possible future articles... (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Classic articles, in-jokes and other nonsense[edit]

Bruce Campbell's Chin
Dick Van Dyke's Moustache
Do you know who my father is?
East Carolina/West Carolina
Every Piece of Southern Literature Ever Written
Giant Kidney Pie of Little Britain
Obliquosphere
People's Front of Judea (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Pointless Retrospective Articles: A Retrospective
Save a Jesii Foundation
Stalinbear
That Woman from the Trailer Park
The Presidential Battle Royale of 1975 (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
There were no survivors Get back get back don't know me like that. --I am Justice! aka: Halsoft. 12:51, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Uglo-Americans - don't we already have an article on this somewhere?
Whore of Babylon (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Zombie Abe Lincoln

Flying Spaghetti Monsterism[edit]

Great Pasta Bowl, version of heaven
Underground Freezer of Doom, version of hell
Pastapharians, monsterist sect of the Caribbean
Flaspamonists, monsterist sect of South Central Los Angeles,
The Underground FSMer's of Westford, monsterist sect in England
The St. Brelades Bay Scrolls, document
Plate of Shrimp, document
Pastafarian Linguinarian War, document of holy war
Scary pictures of the FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER stuck to bedroom walls, Exactly what it says it is

Please remember that, in following the series, the traditional Disney characters are (for propaganda purposes) based on "real-life" characters and thus separate people (e.g. Mickey Mouse the Great vs. Mickey Mouse). For a complete listing, please see List of missing Disneyland articles.

Admiral Pluto the Terrible (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Battle of Adventureland (see Battle of Orgreave/Pirate Liberation Organization) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Prince Charming (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Cruella De Vil (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Disney Defense Forces (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Dissidentland (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
List of never built Disney attractions (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

UnProjects-related[edit]

HowTo[edit]

HowTo:Fuck A Cow (Don't include pictures! I already requested for one.)
HowTo:Attend A Parent-Teacher Conference
HowTo:Be A Stockbroker
HowTo:Be Italian
HowTo:Be Russian
HowTo:Become Enlightened
HowTo:Clean your room
HowTo:Create a race of Atomic Supermen, this could also be an idea for Why? or UnBooks written in the character of Futurama's Dr. Farnsworth (e.g. "why you should legalize/let me/give me money to create a race of atomic supermen!")
HowTo:Express Yourself In Song
HowTo:Find Channel Z
HowTo:Find Yourself
HowTo:French Kiss
HowTo:Get Busy
HowTo:Keep Americans out of your Country
HowTo:Live Forever
HowTo:Lose Yourself
HowTo:Make a Pizza - New Yorkers and Chicagoans don't agree on the crust. And nobody agrees on the toppings.
HowTo:Make Your Enemies A Scapegoat
HowTo:Open child-proof things
HowTo:Open Things
HowTo:Place Time In A Bottle
HowTo:Serve Man (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
HowTo:Solve the world's problems
HowTo:Speak Latin
HowTo:Spot an Undercover Cop
HowTo:Stage a Monkey Knife-Fight
HowTo:Steal from Jeremiah (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
HowTo:Use Chopsticks
HowTo:Vote early and vote often (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
HowTo:Win a rap battle
HowTo:Wash dishes
HowTo:Clean a colander

UnBooks[edit]

UnBooks:A Bad Day at the Office
UnBooks:A McDonald's in Moscow
UnBooks:Fish Finger Philosophy
UnBooks:Edmund, A Butler's Tale by Gertrude Perkins
UnBooks:Plato's The Republic
UnBooks:Thousand and One Nights
UnBooks:Purpose-Driven Life
UnBooks:Cornholio, I hardly knew you
UnBooks:The Highway that Never Ends - a great way to compile articles about interstates and highways.
UnBooks:Wars by Accident - a great way to compile various articles about Wacky Wars.
UnBooks:This town sucks - a collection of articles complaining about various towns.

UnNews[edit]

See the above link (Minitrue on the UnNews:Main Page) to contribute a headline for someone else to flesh out.

Unquotable...[edit]

Please note: It might be nice if you checked our handy Manual of Tackiness and Help Page for useful style hints before starting a new quotes page. Also, be sure to add new pages to Unquotable:Main Page, so that, like, someone else won't have to do it for you.

UnReviews[edit]

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WhatIf?[edit]

What If:All women had snouzer faces?
What If:Elenour Roosevelt could fly?
What If:Aliens landed on the White House lawn?
What If:Napoleon had B-52s at Waterloo? (the band or the military aircraft)
What If:Superman grew up in Germany instead of America? (or Canada, France, Mexico, etc.)
What If:You killed off the dinosaurs?
What If:You sunk Atlantis

Why?[edit]

Why?:Am I Frozen in Carbonite?, or possibly as a HowTo (e.g. HowTo:Freeze Your Enemies in Carbonite) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Why?:America is the worst place on earth
Why?:Are there so many requests on this page?
Why?:Australia is better than Great Britain
Why?:Ban all the Idiots
Why?:Buy high and sell low
Why?:Buy Pluto
Why?:Buy shares in the Brooklyn Bridge
Why?:Call 911 (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Why?:Canada is better than Great Britain
Why?:Care About Dead Children in Nigeria, alternatively it could be an article about a bitter/skeptical victim of the Nigerian Money Scam (ex. Why?:Dead Children in Nigeria is a Scam). (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Why?:Do all shows on MTV suck?
Why?:Does it matter which bathroom people use as long as they don't pee on the floor?
Why?:Does my computer keep rebooting? (Look up "Windows stop code" for inspiration.)
Why?:Doesn't My Son Play Sports Like Other Boys?, see here
Why?:Drink the Kool-Aid? (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Why?:Everyone else is better than France (or Why?:Anywhere else is better then France)
Why?:France Wants to Nuke Topeka, Kansas
Why?:Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect $200
Why?:Jesus Was Never Married (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Why?:I'm Sick of the Swiss (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Why?:Invest In A Condo On Karate Island
Why?:Invest In Shamrock Island
Why?:Is everyone laughing at me?
Why?:Is my computer so slow - maybe because its 5 years old, has a full hard drive, or is trying to run 20 applications at the same time?
Why?:I Wear My Sunglasses At Night
Why?:Keep Trying
Why?:Move to Canada
Why?:Move to France
Why?:Move to Mexico
Why?:Move to Nigeria
Why?:Never Talk to Strangers
Why?:Only link to featured articles
Why?:Play for the other team
Why?:Punt Various Small Animals, see here
Why?:Purchase a Large City Bridge
Why?:Queering Don't Make The World Work (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Why?:Sell Florida Back To Spain?
Why?:Sell California Back To Mexico?
Why?:Sell Alaska Back to Russia?
Why?:Sing with a Sandwich in your mouth?
Why?:Surrender To The Chinese?
Why?:Perform electroshock therapy on yourself with a Tazer
Why?:Use Ad Hominem, see here
Why?:You Just Cost Me $6,000 (and one Cadillac), see here (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Unvoyage[edit]

Potential analog of Wikivoyage