Uncyclopedia:Templates/Random silliness

The templates described on this page are designed to deliver a different result each time a page is rendered.

If this randomness is the essence of your comedy strategy, please pick a different strategy.

• It may amuse you to see a different (and presumably also funny) thing appear on every rendering.
• It will not amuse your reader, who doesn't sit there gunning F5 to see whether the page changes.
• If the user is not logged in, the page will be cached and it won't even change after F5.
• The same is true by default for everyone, in MediaWiki installations after version 1.32 (that is: on Uncyclopedia).

Random item generation

Template	Effect	Comments
surgeongeneral (Talk) (Used on)	SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Roberto Carlos Braga Causes Lung Cancer, Heart Disease, Emphysema, And May Complicate Pregnancy	Surgeon General's Warning for articles
Unrelatedarticle (Talk) (Used on)		Unrelated article for Unews
coin (Talk) (Used on)	TAILS	random heads or tails
card (Talk) (Used on)	3 3	random playing card
die (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​	random six-sided die (1d6)
eightball (Talk) (Used on)	“You may rely on it.” ~ Magic 8-Ball on does it work?	Magic 8-Ball
slots (Talk) (Used on)		slot machine
DYK (Talk) (Used on)	*... that at some point, hanging in there just makes you look like an even bigger loser?	random "Did you know..."
fortune (Talk) (Used on)	If you can not convince them, confuse them.	random tagline
moodring (Talk) (Used on)	my mood ring excited energized adventurous ready to go	random mood
chess (Talk) (Used on)	a b c d e f g h 8 8 7 7 6 6 5 5 4 4 3 3 2 2 1 1 a b c d e f g h	random chess board
TTTboard (Talk) (Used on)		random tic-tac-toe board
Bingo (Talk) (Used on)	B I N G O Vin Diesel mentioned Maintainence tagged Vandalized Bush bashing Under construction Goodthink [Some war] (video game) VFD Hitler Has ascii art Bat Fuck Insane VFD WILDE CARD Hitler Ninjas mentioned Hitler Dangerous/Don't vandalize iAnything You've edited it AAAAAAAAA! mentioned NRV Vandalized Nonsense Tagged for rewrite Incoherent

Random sightings

Template	Effect	Comments
Really random sighting (Talk) (Used on)		Occasionally displays a "(whomever) has been sighted in this article" box
Really random monster (Talk) (Used on)		These templates are deprecated and have been replaced by Template:Really random sighting
Really random UFO (Talk) (Used on)
Really random elvis (Talk) (Used on)
Random elvis (Talk) (Used on)

Random messages

Template	Effect	Comments
Random/Username (Talk) (Used on)	JesusDood
Random/username (Talk) (Used on)	HarryPotterFan
RandomCity/Canada (Talk) (Used on)	Amos
RandomCity/China (Talk) (Used on)	Zaozhuang
RandomCity/France (Talk) (Used on)	Franconville
RandomCity/Sweden (Talk) (Used on)	Karlshamn
RandomPlace (Talk) (Used on)	in The Shire
RandomPlaceAlt (Talk) (Used on)	Hyrule
Randomgame (Talk) (Used on)	Optimus Prime's journey for total modelling and how he destroyed 777 Euroipods
Randomquote/maleperson (Talk) (Used on)	“Templates/Random silliness once helped me urinate my icicle.” ~ The King of the Internet on Templates/Random silliness
Randomquote/object (Talk) (Used on)	“I once given a marshmallow in Templates/Random silliness.” ~ Albert Einstein on Templates/Random silliness

Random text

Template	Effect	Comments
Adj (Talk) (Used on)	explosive	Words for construction of random text
Body Part (Talk) (Used on)	finger	random body part
Expletive (Talk) (Used on)	FUCKER	random swearing
Job (Talk) (Used on)	painter	random career/job
Chexpletive (Talk) (Used on)	POISON IN TOOTHPASTE	random words likely to be offensive to the régime in Beijing
Cursewords (Talk) (Used on)	Ass
Given name (Talk) (Used on)	Yasmin	random given name
Healer (Talk) (Used on)	God
Highconcept (Talk) (Used on)	Shadow the Hedgehog quantifies alfalfa!
Maddenisms (Talk) (Used on)	“Yeah, so this one time I was high, which is like stoned except stones are rocks and I was high, not rocks.” ~ John Madden	Crap that is likely to have been uttered by John Madden
Monster (Talk) (Used on)	Halle Berry's invisible penis	random fantasy game monster(s)
Name (Talk) (Used on)	Joe Walsh
N00blet (Talk) (Used on)	omfg u gt teh pwnt lol!!!11!!1	random n00b utterance
Noun (Talk) (Used on)	ostrich egg
Nounlink (Talk) (Used on)	squid
Noun indefinite (Talk) (Used on)	a kitten
Noun plural (Talk) (Used on)	oysters
Number (Talk) (Used on)	21
Real people's name (Talk) (Used on)	Govindan Northridge	random person's name and surname
RandomSoccerTeam (Talk) (Used on)	1860 München
RPG Stat (Talk) (Used on)	Hadoken Resistance	random turn-based combat statistic
Surname (Talk) (Used on)	Issit	random surname
Title (Mad Libs) (Talk) (Used on)	Miss
Verb (Talk) (Used on)	mature
Verb singular (Talk) (Used on)	deters
Verb past tense (Talk) (Used on)	blessed
Verb perfect (Talk) (Used on)	eaten
random Russian reversal (Talk) (Used on)	“In Soviet Russia, clavicle cogitates YOU!!” ~ Russian reversal on Peter Griffin	random Russian reversal quote
Utensil (Talk) (Used on)	ladle	random thing you eat with
SF Currency (Talk) (Used on)	Love beads

Playing cards

Template	Effect	Comments
card/ace (Talk) (Used on)	A A	individual card, specify suit
card/2 (Talk) (Used on)	2 2	individual card, specify suit
card/3 (Talk) (Used on)	3 3	individual card, specify suit
card/4 (Talk) (Used on)	4     4	individual card, specify suit
card/5 (Talk) (Used on)	5     5	individual card, specify suit
card/6 (Talk) (Used on)	6       6	individual card, specify suit
card/7 (Talk) (Used on)	7       7	individual card, specify suit
card/8 (Talk) (Used on)	8         8	individual card, specify suit
card/9 (Talk) (Used on)	9         9	individual card, specify suit
card/10 (Talk) (Used on)	10         10	individual card, specify suit
card/jack (Talk) (Used on)	J J	individual card, specify suit
card/queen (Talk) (Used on)	Q Q	individual card, specify suit
card/king (Talk) (Used on)	K K	individual card, specify suit
card/joker (Talk) (Used on)	J O K E R J O K E R	individual joker card, specify text colour

Metatemplates

Dice

Template	Effect	Comments
Die/1 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​
Die/2 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​
Die/3 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​
Die/4 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​ ​
Die/5 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​ ​
Die/6 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​ ​
Die/7 (Talk) (Used on)	​ ​

Mood ring

Template	Effect	Comments
moodring/body (Talk) (Used on)	my mood ring (text)	A mood ring with specified text,color/textcolor

Chess

Template	Effect	Comments
chessboard (Talk) (Used on)	a customized chessboard will appear	customizable chess board
chess/edge (Talk) (Used on)		random chess piece top/bottom row, empty spaces weighted, no pawns
chess/mid (Talk) (Used on)		random chess piece middle 6 rows, empty spaces weighted

Days

Template	Effect	Comments
Day1 (Talk) (Used on)	Oh my god! There are no more days it's today or miss the boat to
Day24 (Talk) (Used on)	You have less than a week, just 6 days
Day26 (Talk) (Used on)	You only have 5 (Five) more days
Day27 (Talk) (Used on)	Now you only have 4, yes 4 days
Day28 (Talk) (Used on)	You now only have 3, goddamit 3 days
Day29 (Talk) (Used on)	Jesus! Only 2 days left
Day30 (Talk) (Used on)	1 One Day, Uno, so do it now before you forget as you have 1 day
Day31 (Talk) (Used on)	Oh my god! There are no more days it's today or miss the boat to

Days of the Week

Template	Effect	Comments
DotwFriday (Talk) (Used on)
DotwMonday (Talk) (Used on)
DotwSaturday (Talk) (Used on)
DotwThursday (Talk) (Used on)
DotwTuesday (Talk) (Used on)

Others

Template	Effect	Comments
Flash/disable (Talk) (Used on)	// To disable Flash on all pages, submit this form. // To auto-enable Flash on all pages, change the below value to true. var displayFlashOverride = false;
Funfact (Talk) (Used on)	Fun Fact! {{{}}}
GEBAG (Talk) (Used on)	*** You have died! *** Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Get Eaten By A Grue? (Type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT): restart restore quit
Google (Talk) (Used on)	Google Google
My anti-drug (Talk) (Used on)		my anti-drug
Sdrawkcab (Talk) (Used on)
Stress/1 (Talk) (Used on)	I'm a happy newbie!
Stress/2 (Talk) (Used on)	I'm surfing for porn
Stress/3 (Talk) (Used on)	I'm running in circles
WHOIS/com1 (Talk) (Used on)	Domain ID:AAAAAAAAA! Domain Name:http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com DNS Info: A very accurate source of information. Registrant:Created by Oscar Wilde in 1865 BC Admin name:Oscar Wilde Admin name:Chronarion Server Overlord:Sophia Tech and DNS support:Learn how to be funny and not stupid

Wotd

Template	Effect	Comments
Wotd/03 (Talk) (Used on)	redundancy
Wotd/07 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/08 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/09 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/10 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/11 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/12 (Talk) (Used on)	procrastination
Wotd/code (Talk) (Used on)
WotdAF (Talk) (Used on)	deadpan

See also

• Uncyclopedia:Templates
• Uncyclopedia:Templates/General