Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection.

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“First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill.”

~ George Bush on poor people



“We hold dear what our Declaration of Independence says, that all have got uninalienable rights, endowed by a Creator”

~ George Bush on uninalienable rights of man



“The suicide bombings have increased. There's too many of them.”

~ George Bush on suicide bombings



“It would be a mistake for the United States Senate to allow any kind of human cloning to come out of that chamber.”

~ George Bush on cloning in the Senate



“It's unacceptable to think.”

~ George Bush on thought



“I can no longer sit back and allow communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.”

~ George Bush on communism quote from Doctor Strangelove

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“The legislature's job is to write law. It's the executive branch's job to interpret law.”

~ George Bush on branches of government



“It's amazing I won. I was running against peace, prosperity, and incumbency.”

~ George Bush on the unlikelihood of his being elected to his first term



“Arbolist - Look up the word. I don't know, maybe I made it up. Anyway, it's an arbo-tree-ist, somebody who knows about trees.”

~ George Bush on people who know about trees



“Make me smarter... very easy. Make me even smarter... you're a good man.”

~ George Bush on sharing information



“I think we agree, the past is over.”

~ George Bush on the past